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March 18, 2018


The Trump Miniseries Fantasy Cast Volume Two: The Communications Team

Last week I completed casting for the DOJ, which you can read here. I now move on to the communications team. Christine Baranski as Kellyanne Conway. Here’s the thing about Kellyanne Conway. She doesn’t care. She is soulless and will take that buck from wherever. She’s not stupid though. Oh sure, she says some incredibly

The Trump Miniseries Fantasy Cast Volume One: The DOJ and the FBI

Over the next few weeks (good god, it’s going to take that long), I will be fantasy casting all the parts for the trump mini-series that will surely be in the offing in just a couple of years. I will be starting with the Justice Department. This is group one. The Justice Department and FBI.*

Shitholers Of The World Unite

My people traversed the Atlantic from Ireland. Despite being of the palest of pallor, they arrived here not even thought of as white. You see, Irish people were considered dirty. Lesser than. The other. That’s why my predecessors changed their name from O’Kane to Caines. To better hide their history and assimilate among the bigots

Bono, Chastain, And Outrage Addiction In The Age Of Twitter

Okay, so a pair of famous people have been excoriated on social media recently. One for saying something stupid-ish, and the other for not being more thoughtful at a photo shoot. I am now going to take on these two issues one at a time. 1) First, Rolling Stone just printed an interview with Bono

Trump and the Division and Turmoil of the Napoleonic Wars

On this day in 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte crowns himself Emperor of France, taking the Charlemagne replica from the hands of Pope Pius VII and placing it on wife Josephine’s head. He also took the titles King of Italy and Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine before reversals of fortune and war found him in

Back to the Future

On this day in 1980, TV overtakes reality as over 83 million Americans tune in to “Dallas” to finally find out who shot J.R. The November 21 episode solved the mystery, identifying Kristin Shepard, J.R.’s wife’s sister and his former mistress, as the culprit. CBS television debuted the first five-episode pilot season of “Dallas” in

Is Trump-Russia Hiding in Plain Sight?

What is a “smoking gun” and what will it take? He asked Russia, a foreign adversary, to hack into American emails to help him out, and all evidence says they did. On July 27, 2016, Trump publicly said, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” Mr.

Alliterative Assholery

Platitudinous, pusillanimous, Pulchritudinous, posterior Poseur, postulating pus bag Posing as plenipotentatious President POTUS, posturesome Proudly putting paws on pussies Publicly preposterous woosie Pretending propriety: a putz. Eternal egregious eccentricity, Endless empathy-less publicity, Effectively embalming ethnicity Eviscerates any essential nobility Excluding even existential energies Of expectations of excellence Instead enacting evolution-free Economical inimical extortion. Hourly horror

Trumpcare by EO

President Donald Trump plans to end a key set of Obamacare subsidies that helped lower-income enrollees pay for health care, the White House said Thursday, a dramatic move that raises questions about the law’s future. – CNN LOOK: This is an act of purest spite. Nothing more. Be clear on this: This emphatically racist waste of

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